Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.