Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Worst Jokes Ever
lollllo.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
