Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.