Worst Jokes Ever
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.