Worst Jokes Ever

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't find home.

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iTs CoRn!

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know home base.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.