Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Like if you have a dad.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.