What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Worst Jokes Ever
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!đź’Ą
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Like if you hate going to school.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
