The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Worst Jokes Ever
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
