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Worst Jokes Ever
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
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What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Gay people would suck at war.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
