Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"