Worst Jokes Ever
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.