What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!đź’Ą
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Like if you hate going to school.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
