Worst Jokes Ever
The S in America stands for safe.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? šš
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Fatherless jokes.