Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.