Worst Jokes Ever
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
The best joke. (This Form)
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"