Worst Jokes Ever

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Obama got Osama.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.