Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
