Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.