Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Worst Jokes Ever
The twins are falling down.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
My life is the joke.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Like if you hate school.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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