Worst Jokes Ever

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.