Worst Jokes Ever
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.