Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
"We are Number one."
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.