Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Should I burn heaven?
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
