Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
It's still depression, by the way.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
All hail President Trump!
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
