Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like if you blow male cows?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"