Worst Jokes Ever
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.