Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Mohe?
I laughed at my life so hard.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
