Worst Jokes Ever
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.