You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
