Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.