Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What color is your Bugatti?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
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