Worst Jokes Ever
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!