Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣