Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because it has no home button.