Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Best joke ever.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
China.
Like if you have nuts.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Andrew Tate.
Like this if you're an American.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.