I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Worst Jokes Ever
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
