Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Worst Jokes Ever
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
