Worst Jokes Ever

A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.