Worst Jokes Ever
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
"We are Number one."
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!