Worst Jokes Ever
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Ask a darkie for a light.