What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
