Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
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