She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Worst Jokes Ever
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
