Worst Jokes Ever
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Iām enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Ur mom is emo.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.