Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.