Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mom is emo.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
My mate Noha.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Lessi
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.