Worst Jokes Ever

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!

My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”