Worst Jokes Ever
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...