Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Kms.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."