Worst Jokes Ever
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.