Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
Messi chiquito...
cock, cock, and cum
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
