Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.