It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? š¤
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
