Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I fucking love rhubarbs.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!