Worst Jokes Ever
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Suck my pp!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.