Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.