What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Worst Jokes Ever
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. β
Whatβs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
Itβs not like they can watch it anyway: itβs PG.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
