Worst Jokes Ever
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
My name says it all.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!