Worst Jokes Ever
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like if you blow male cows?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.