Worst Jokes Ever

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

I can't stand disability jokes.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Why can't an Asian play baseball?

'Cause they always eat the bat!

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"

Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."

"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Jenga.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.