what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
Ann frank is still the nazi hide and go seek champion
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
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Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
finish the lyrics Can I put my
knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
if flappy bird was with the twin towers
Happines belong to you then gave you depressed
what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted