Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.