Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
