Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!