if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
I would like to tell more jokes about 911 but they always crash and burn
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
If the USA is so good.
Why did they make a USB 🤔🤔
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
Haway Five O
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
You: you are such a flick pain. Me: you are flick pain to my sight
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
why cant orphans be gay, they have nobody to call daddy
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom
Jacob Colletto
This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
knock knock "who's their" not your dad
