Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."