I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
do u know bumo bum deez nuts
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
F in orphan means family
i wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer...Because she's a girl.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
