Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?

A parent's signature was required.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

Say, "Moommy."

You are fat.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.