Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill,

And now there's little Frankey.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."