9/11 jokes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Memes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
9/11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.