9/11 jokes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?