9/11 jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.