9/11 jokes
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
9/11 sale
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.