What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
