9/11 jokes
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.