9/11 jokes

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

I'll rate this a 9/11.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.