9/11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.