9/11 jokes
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.