9/11 jokes

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.