9/11 jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Memes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.