9/11 jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
9/11, am I right?