11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
9/11 Jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
