Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11 My friend: how? Justin: Justin!
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why was I angry on my plane, because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me i lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
