9/11 jokes
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
9/11.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.