9/11

9/11 jokes

People

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Fighter Jet

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

School

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Memes

Emo

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Pilot

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.