9/11 jokes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Ummmm 67.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.