Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
your forehead is so big it gets home 50 min before you do
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
i saw your license it said your 15 I checked your face it says your 50
Q. How do you get 50 babies in a bucket??? A. With a blender!!!......... Q.How do you take them out??? A. With Doritos!!!
How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: ๐ช ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ ๐ ๐๐ป
50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you ฬve never seen!
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
If I get 50 likes on this I swear๐ฆ
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ซข ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐ธ ๐
yo mamma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
