There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
I’d make a joke to fetty wap on this but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
im 50% human so that 50% stupid is 100% u
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Hello I am back with more mind blowing facts. 1. Why is cookies 🍪are called cookies and bacon is called bacon when you bake cookies 🍪and cook bacon. 2. If you tuck in your shirt 👕 into your trousers and is called tucking your shirt in does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt😎😎. 20likes=1 more daily 50=2 more daily 100likes=3 more daily 130likes=4 more daily and 150likes=5more daily good bye
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023
2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade then he threw the grenade
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you.
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
