I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
I’d make a joke to fetty wap on this but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade then he threw the grenade
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
