How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
