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So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

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Anyways,

Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder one.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

Why was Santa happy?

Because he had 3 hoes.

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!