Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You seriously didn't get that one? A milking stool has three legs, right? And the punchline is "udder," like the cow's udder... but it sounds like "other." So, the cow has the "udder" one. You following? Probably not, you numbskull.