3 jokes
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.