1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
