3 jokes

Struggle

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Guy

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Homo

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Memes

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Crush

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Trouble

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Fight

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Driver

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Month

What is the shortest month of the year?

May, it only has 3 letters!

Crisis

Why did the African 3 year old cry?

He was having a midlife crisis.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Penis

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Snap

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!