30 jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Memes
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
Thatโs unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
Thatโs like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. Itโs 2:30.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Mom!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting โshazamโ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus ๐. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: ๐ How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" ๐ So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.