x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
mom! (DYM 30)
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
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Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well
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I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
