30 Jokes

Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life

Do you know what my favorite time of day is? 6:30 HANDS DOWN.

“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎆

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back

Where do you get 30% of your Agua...? From AGUAfers

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

“Who are the fasters readers in the world” “the 911 pilots they did 30 stories in 7 seconds”

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30 storey building and order a drink of beer, then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly so he says to his mate "Gary, take a sip of this drink it makes you fly!" so Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window and dies, and the bartender says "gee, superman your a doosh when you drink"