11 jokes
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.