11 jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What goes moo? Cow.
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What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.