11 jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Memes
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Doin (DYM 11).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.