"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me i lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
