11 jokes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!