11 jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Memes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.