11 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
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If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?