11 jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Memes
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Doin (DYM 11).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.