11 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.