11 jokes

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Doin (DYM 11).

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.