11 jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.