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Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
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Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.