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Nine Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Cow

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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  • 9/11

    Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Laughter

    What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

    They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

    9/11

    If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

    Exercise

    How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

    9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

    Grandma

    My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

    She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

    Rape

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

    Victim

    Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

    Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

    Jumper

    What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

    Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

    Pizza

    Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.