What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
