11 jokes
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
I poo 11 times a day.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.