11 jokes
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.