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11 jokes

Alphabet

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Memes

Documentary

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Terrorist

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

9/11

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Rape

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Idiot

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.