11 jokes
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
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My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.