Yours jokes

Mom

    • Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

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    • Girl

    • My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

    Yours memes

    Memory

    • It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

    You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

    When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

    ...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

    Orphan

    • Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

    Forehead

    • Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

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    • Squirrel

    • Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

    Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

    Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

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    • Mum

    • Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

    Friend

    • POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

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