Yours jokes
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."