Yours jokes
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Memes
Why is it spicy?
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
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